How To Know When You Grow Up

You get the pleasure of going to the museum

You do not attempt to go to an amusement park

Have you forgotten the last time I was playing catch-up

You lose physical fitness

You spend the money to buy a suit and tie

You walk past the ticket office and buy a candy

You eat vegetables, and you like it

You had no contact with the best high school friend a few years

You have not written a single and do not ride in the country on tour

Most of the free time you spend with your other half

You’re always smoking

You’re lying

Do you know where to buy ice cream, you know what it’s worth a penny, but walk past the kiosk

Every night you can not sleep until morning, but you do not do this

When you’re picking a place to live, you have not even checked if the nearby football field and a video arcade

You do not have long hours sitting at a video game

Do you love coffee and drink it every day

You’re not the president, not a professional athlete and not the King of the World

You’re not watching  cartoons

You enjoy classical music

For dinner, you ordered a salad